You see, I'm a *mature* crazy person
A funny recap of the movie!
TEACHER: We're the Alliance. We're good and noble and only want to help everybody, and we'll totally kick your ass if you dare say different.
YOUNG RIVER: I don't care, you're meddlesome and you poke things into people's heads.
TEACHER: No we don't. *Pokes pen into River's head*
DOCTOR: Ah, she's dreaming again. *Pokes probe into River's head*
SIMON IN MILITARY DRAG: Do I make you nervous?
SIMON FANS: Awwwww, isn't he CUTE?
SIMON: *Stuns everybody with some funky device and rescues River*
OPERATIVE: Freeze frame.
DOCTOR: How dare you watch my video!
OPERATIVE: You idiot, you put key members of Parliament in a room with a psychic! You should fall on your sword.
DOCTOR: I don't have a sword.
OPERATIVE: *draws sword*
DOCTOR: Gulp.
OPERATIVE: *kills guards, paralyzes doctor with Secret Vulcan Hip Pinch, kneels with sword upraised* This is a good death. We're building a better world. And I'm a total fucking psychopath.
DOCTOR: *Falls on sword* Gurk!
OPERATIVE: Now where are you hiding, little girl?
JOSS WHEDON: Wasn't that a cool bunch of transitions? Now watch the intro scene designed for people who haven't seen the series! I promise you'll like it anyway!
SERENITY: *Flies through space, goes in for re-entry*
FANS: Woo-hoo!
PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE SERIES: Why is everybody cheering?
SERENITY: *loses piece off her nose*
MAL: What was that?
WASH: This is going to be interesting. By the way, if you saw the series, you know I'm the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor.
MAL: Define "Interesting."
WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?
FANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he's been known to do, it couldn't possibly be Wash!
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
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It's worth your time, quite funny!
TEACHER: We're the Alliance. We're good and noble and only want to help everybody, and we'll totally kick your ass if you dare say different.
YOUNG RIVER: I don't care, you're meddlesome and you poke things into people's heads.
TEACHER: No we don't. *Pokes pen into River's head*
DOCTOR: Ah, she's dreaming again. *Pokes probe into River's head*
SIMON IN MILITARY DRAG: Do I make you nervous?
SIMON FANS: Awwwww, isn't he CUTE?
SIMON: *Stuns everybody with some funky device and rescues River*
OPERATIVE: Freeze frame.
DOCTOR: How dare you watch my video!
OPERATIVE: You idiot, you put key members of Parliament in a room with a psychic! You should fall on your sword.
DOCTOR: I don't have a sword.
OPERATIVE: *draws sword*
DOCTOR: Gulp.
OPERATIVE: *kills guards, paralyzes doctor with Secret Vulcan Hip Pinch, kneels with sword upraised* This is a good death. We're building a better world. And I'm a total fucking psychopath.
DOCTOR: *Falls on sword* Gurk!
OPERATIVE: Now where are you hiding, little girl?
JOSS WHEDON: Wasn't that a cool bunch of transitions? Now watch the intro scene designed for people who haven't seen the series! I promise you'll like it anyway!
SERENITY: *Flies through space, goes in for re-entry*
FANS: Woo-hoo!
PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE SERIES: Why is everybody cheering?
SERENITY: *loses piece off her nose*
MAL: What was that?
WASH: This is going to be interesting. By the way, if you saw the series, you know I'm the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor.
MAL: Define "Interesting."
WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?
FANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he's been known to do, it couldn't possibly be Wash!
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
зачитать целиком
It's worth your time, quite funny!