You see, I'm a *mature* crazy person
Хииии, а что я еще нашла!!! Золотая коллекция, хотя, конечно, далеко не полная.
Кто меня и впрямь читает - приглашаю на этот праздник жизни! Делитесь своими любимым перлами!

Lorne: That he's not entirely unmaking with the moves on the girl who might have been?
Angel: Can you shove that into English for me?

Cordelia: I don't know where to start...
Angel: Then skip to the end where you leave and we don't talk

Gwen: I already apologized for killing you, what do you want, a wake?

Lorne: I'm the one out there doing all the legwork. Well, it's really more lapwork, coz guess what just fell into it.

Andrew: fight evil with a taste of its own sinistro

Andrew: You're a loner, playing it cucumber, as in 'as cool as a'.

Cordelia: I had a vision. From the you-know-what that be.

Angel: What are you? What do you do for the senior partners?
Eve: I'm a liason. I liase.

Lorne: This thing coming after you - how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?

Spike: Or what - he gets deader?

Spike: I just wanna see you happy. Of course, not too happy coz then i'd have to stake ya. Second thought, have at it.

X: You're safe!
Cordelia: Little bit.

Spike: Hey, you wanna go find something to hit?

Angel: I'm talking about killing every single member of the Black Thorn. We don't walk away from this.
Lorne: Can we crawl away at least?

Gunn: Who had the book?
Wesley: Angel! - Angel: Wesley!
Wesley & Angel: No i didn't!
Wesley & Angel: Yes you did!
Lorne: Did we look in the car?
Angel: It's not there, i checked to make sure we didn't leave anything.
Lorne: Oh, like say the BOOK?!?!

Wesley: It's a difficult question. I think it's fair to say... no. Not a chance. Never. No way. NOt in a million years. And also, nah-ah.

Angel: It wasn't like i went evil or naything, it was just-
Cordelia: You just went male.

Wesley (doing Angel): Oh Buffy i love you so much, i almost forgot to brood!

Fred: Can i say something about destiny? Screw destiny. If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we keep fighting it until we woop it. Coz destiny is just another word for inevitable, and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye and say, 'You're evitable'!

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