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MAL You shaved off the soup-catcher!
[Mal and Saffron are at each other's gun point]
MONTY So... you guys have met.
MAL Hitched me by surprise, got on my ship, and tried to steal it out from under me...
INARA I'm not sleeping with you, Mal.
Beat.
MAL Uh, no, I think I would have noticed if you were. My keenly trained... senses would have...
SAFFRON Durran... This isn't what it looks like...
MAL Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Mexican, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, 'cause that's new.
DURRAN How long have you been with him?
MAL Oh we're not together.
SAFFRON He's my husband.
MAL Well who in the damn galaxy ain't?
The Mal of the Episode