quoty goodnessINARA What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
MAL That it was manly and impulsive?
INARA Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't".
MAL You're servicing crew now?
INARA In your lonely, pathetic dreams. What do you want?
MALHe's not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?
ZOE You don't think that changes the situation a bit?
MAL I surely do. Makes it more fun.
ZOE Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
MAL Hell, this job I would pull for free.
ZOE (amused) Can I have your share?
MAL No.
ZOE If you die, can I have your share?
MAL Yes.
MAL Whatever happens, remember I love you.
ZOE (confused) Sir?
MAL Because you're my wife.
ZOE Right. Sir. Honey.
JAYNE You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
SHERIFF His story had kind of an odor to it.
INARA Yes, it's not the only thing about him that does.
The Mal of the Episode
Extra Jayne Hilarity
Time for some thrilling heroics